“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
I have been tagged in a thing by molagsballs!
Always post the rules: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Tag 11 new people. Message the people you’ve tagged to let them know that you’ve tagged them.
1. Favourite gaming console?
XBOX ONE atm ccccc:
2. Favourite color?
3. If you could have any pet in the world, what would it be?
4. What are the last two video games you have played?
ESO and Fire Emblem: Awakening
5. What is the weirdest dream you can remember?
I was four and my family were eating green glowing worms on the Nostromo and then becoming possessed and running round trying to force me to eat them.
6. If you were to travel outside of you country, what country would you visit first?
7. How many people live with you?
Uhh, 2, mum and sister
8. What is your dream job?
Freelance Concept Artist :D
9. Have you ever wanted to purchase a toy from Bad-Dragon.com?
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY
10. Take a look around.What is the nearest blue object?
11. If you were stranded on an island what 2 items would you like to have with you?
One of these:
And water purification tablets :”“)
1. What’s your colour hair?
2. You have any piercings that aren’t ear piercings??
3. Any guilty pleasures?
4. Bleach or Naruto? I stg if it’s bleach I’ll die
5. What’s your favourite materials to use when arting?
6. Do you watch hentai? If not what porn do you watch?
7. Favourite alcoholic beverage?
8. Favourite Game franchise?
9. Vampire, werewolf? Becca you’re banned from saying vampire so sucks 2 b u ha
10. When playing a game do you prefer to sneak or run in swinging your weapon around like a madman?
11. What are you gonna do next year?
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes
pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE
PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW
PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW
PEOPLE WHO CAN
PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN
CANS THAT CAN CAN
And then there’s me:
This last.gif. I´m in love.
Godzilla getting a cuddle from THE Godzilla (Haruo Nakajima was the suit actor for Godzilla)!
Both of them look very pleased with themselves. Legendarygoji even looks like he’s clapping to me. Haha.
Godzilla and Godzilla, together at last.
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*
I love crows so much
Crows are effing amazing